Ryan Riddle

Oh, hi! My name’s Ryan. I like to write, but I’m not much of a reader. I love sleeping even though it’s a huge waste of time. I like to drink good beer and eat good food, but I don’t like getting fat. I like to party even though I don’t know how to socialize. I love to sing even though my voice offends people. A lot of what I do revolves around film. If I’m not making movies, I’m watching them and if I’m not watching movies, I’m critiquing them. I enjoy my humor with a heavy dose of sarcasm. I also like coffee, road trips and the sound that Zippo lighters make.


  1. Kay Lang
    April 5, 2017 @ 5:34 am

    Reminds me of the Catron County Sheriff who started arresting people for cohabitating because he found an old law that said it was the law to not allow cohabitating. A few decades ago it made national news. I think he changed his mind about it after his wife left him.


  2. Deanna
    April 13, 2017 @ 1:40 am

    I still get caught off guard when I get IDed at Home Depot, oh yeah the paint… I’m 30 people, come on. I can paint and pump my gas.


  3. Jierk
    December 31, 2017 @ 4:05 am

    Hello Ryan, I couldn’t find your source for it being Illegal for females to pump gas. Would you please share that with us?


  4. Robert
    February 27, 2018 @ 11:27 pm

    The law I like is you cannot drive on the road with a flame as the light source, ie no candles or kerosene lamps can be used as headlights or taillights…


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