Oh, hi! My name’s Ryan. I like to write, but I’m not much of a reader. I love sleeping even though it’s a huge waste of time. I like to drink good beer and eat good food, but I don’t like getting fat. I like to party even though I don’t know how to socialize. I love to sing even though my voice offends people. A lot of what I do revolves around film. If I’m not making movies, I’m watching them and if I’m not watching movies, I’m critiquing them. I enjoy my humor with a heavy dose of sarcasm. I also like coffee, road trips and the sound that Zippo lighters make.